W melts at 3422°C, unlike your willpower after one glass. I is a halogen. Toxic in excess. See: tomorrow morning. Ne reacts with absolutely nothing in the universe. Exactly how you will feel on Sunday. Sophisticated chemistry. Highly unpredictable results.
Nathan held the glass up to the light and said the colour had no idea about melting points; Lisa laughed and didn't correct him.
Collection: Conscious Chemistry
Four drinks spelled in real element symbols: Ra·K·I — Be·Er — W·I·Ne — Co·C·K·Ta·I. Lab language, accurate chemistry, deadpan humour. One design confesses its own invention.
Conscious Chemistry is the period when Lisa and Nathan took something too seriously and made it far too funny. Early evening, the table still full.
Product Details
100% cotton, 24/1 jersey — premium weight that drapes and holds its shape
Oversize / unisex fit — Black and Beige in relax fit (S–L), other colours oversize (S–XXL)
Vivid colour, no-hand-feel DTF print; full-panel artwork on the back, minimal detail on the chest
Mr.B Clothing Company — Designed in Ankara · Made in Türkiye
Care
Wash inside out at 30°C. Do not iron over the print. Tumble drying is not recommended.
* Lisa and Nathan are fictional brand characters of Mr.B. Their images are AI-generated and bear no connection to any real person. Product photographs are real.
