Be is a toxic metal with a surprisingly sweet taste. Er makes things glow pink under laser lights. Together, they form the only known chemical cure for a forty-hour corporate work week. Scientifically proven to lower your standards and improve your dance moves.
Lisa summed up the forty-hour week in three words; Nathan said that wasn't a cure but a symptom, and they both raised their glasses.
Collection: Conscious Chemistry
Four drinks spelled in real element symbols: Ra·K·I — Be·Er — W·I·Ne — Co·C·K·Ta·I. Lab language, accurate chemistry, deadpan humour. One design confesses its own invention.
Conscious Chemistry is the period when Lisa and Nathan took something too seriously and made it far too funny. Early evening, the table still full.
Product Details
100% cotton, 24/1 jersey — premium weight that drapes and holds its shape
Oversize / unisex fit — Black and Beige in relax fit (S–L), other colours oversize (S–XXL)
Vivid colour, no-hand-feel DTF print; full-panel artwork on the back, minimal detail on the chest
Mr.B Clothing Company — Designed in Ankara · Made in Türkiye
Care
Wash inside out at 30°C. Do not iron over the print. Tumble drying is not recommended.
* Lisa and Nathan are fictional brand characters of Mr.B. Their images are AI-generated and bear no connection to any real person. Product photographs are real.
