{"product_id":"mr-b-cocktail-tisortu-mrbteecon004","title":"Mr.B Cocktail T-Shirt – Conscious Chemistry Collection | Oversize Unisex 100% Cotton","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSPEC: COCKTAIL_04 — CONSCIOUS_CHEMISTRY_LAB\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the design:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003eCo destroys the heart, just like the bill for this drink. C is the foundation of all organic life. K bursts into flames, much like your weekend plans. Ta resists everything, except bad pickup lines. I is a toxic halogen. And \"L\"... (Wait, what the hell was this? Oh right, we totally made that up bro. Well, that's what happens after too many cocktails). Lapsus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bartender said there is no element called L; Lisa said they knew, and nobody wiped the writing off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCollection: Conscious Chemistry\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour drinks spelled in real element symbols: Ra·K·I — Be·Er — W·I·Ne — Co·C·K·Ta·I. Lab language, accurate chemistry, deadpan humour. One design confesses its own invention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConscious Chemistry is the period when Lisa and Nathan took something too seriously and made it far too funny. Early evening, the table still full.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, 24\/1 jersey — premium weight that drapes and holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversize \/ unisex fit — Black and Beige in relax fit (S–L), other colours oversize (S–XXL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVivid colour, no-hand-feel DTF print; full-panel artwork on the back, minimal detail on the chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMr.B Clothing Company — Designed in Ankara · Made in Türkiye\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out at 30°C. Do not iron over the print. Tumble drying is not recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003e* Lisa and Nathan are fictional brand characters of Mr.B. Their images are AI-generated and bear no connection to any real person. Product photographs are real.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mr.B Clothing Company","offers":[{"title":"Grey (Oversize) \/ S","offer_id":46640162734277,"sku":"MRBTEECON004-GRI-S","price":790.0,"currency_code":"TRY","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey (Oversize) \/ M","offer_id":46640162767045,"sku":"MRBTEECON004-GRI-M","price":790.0,"currency_code":"TRY","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey (Oversize) \/ L","offer_id":46640162799813,"sku":"MRBTEECON004-GRI-L","price":790.0,"currency_code":"TRY","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey (Oversize) \/ XL","offer_id":46640162832581,"sku":"MRBTEECON004-GRI-XL","price":790.0,"currency_code":"TRY","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey (Oversize) \/ XXL","offer_id":46640162865349,"sku":"MRBTEECON004-GRI-XXL","price":790.0,"currency_code":"TRY","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/6062\/8165\/files\/MRBTEECON004-GRI_01.jpg?v=1787492382","url":"https:\/\/mrbclothing.co\/en\/products\/mr-b-cocktail-tisortu-mrbteecon004","provider":"Mr.B \u0026 Tipsy Fellas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}