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Sharp designs with few elements that start conversations: anyone who asks \"what is that symbol?\" gets a story out of you.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mr-b-raki-tisortu-mrbteecon001","title":"Mr.B Rakı T-Shirt – Conscious Chemistry Collection | Oversize Unisex 100% Cotton","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSPEC: RAKI_01 — CONSCIOUS_CHEMISTRY_LAB\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the design:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003eRa is highly radioactive. K explodes violently when mixed with water. I protects you from the nuclear fallout. Basically, a standard Friday night at the table. 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